ERAP JOKES

Subject: ERAP JOKES Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:49 pm

ERAP JOKES

In an emergency situation.
Erap : Doctor! Doctor! I swallowed a bone.
Doctor : Are you CHOKING?
Erap : No, I'm SERIOUS!!

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Erap doing a citizen's arrest on foreigner.
Erap : "Abuso ka na, anong pangalan mo?" (While writing the report)
Foreigner : "Vladimir Kromanikov Shneit Norkvanikov Manheit Slokevsky."
Erap : O SIGE NA NGA, ALIS KA NA!

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PDI Reporter : Mr. President, why did you beat up the man yesterday in
the health center?
Erap : Kita na niyang ninenerbyos ako sa result ng AIDS test ko, tapos
sabi pa niya - "THINK POSITIVE!"

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FVR : Nagustuhan mo ba yung M & M's w/ peanuts na pinadala ko kahapon sa
iyo? Alam ko naman na mahilig ka sa mani.
Erap : OO naman, sarap nga eh! KASO, ANG DUMI SA KUKO AT ANG HIRAP
BALATAN

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ERAP'S WISDOM : 1. Don't judge a book for you are not a Judge.
2. Birds of the same feathers are the same birds.
3. Tell me who your friends are, and I'll tell
you mine.
4. An apple a day is 7 apples a week.

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Erap while buying chewing gum sa 7-11.
Erap : Etong bayad ko!
Cashier : Etong sukli nyo sir.
Erap : Sukli lang, asan yung libreng Asukal? Sabi dito sa gum wrapper,
SUGAR FREE!

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Press conference on environment at Malaca> ñang.
PDI Reporter : Mr. President, what are the Pollutants in the Phil.
Erap : There are several pollutants. This includes BOPIS, SISIG, SITSARON,
DAING, LIEMPO at MANI!

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Erap while still in gradeschool.
Teacher : What is 5 plus 4?
Erap : Eh, di 9.
Teacher : What is 4 plus 5?
Erap : Gagaguhin nyo pa ako, eh binaligtad nyo lang, eh di 6!!

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While in a drug store.
Erap : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Erap : It does not matter, cuz he can't read yet!!

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In a science class.
Classmate : Bakit yung airplane pag umiikot ang elisi, uma-angat sa lupa?
Bakit yung bentilador kahit umiikot, nasa mesa pa din?
Erap : Tanga ka pala eh! Kasi yung bentilador may kurdon, pinipigilan
yon!!

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During a State Dinner with the Wives in Washington DC.
Bill to Hillary : Please pass the sugar SWEETHEART;
Blair to wife : Please pass the honey HONEYBUNCH;
Erap to Loi : Please pass the Pork PORKYPIG ! !

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While hailing a taxicab in Makati.
Erap : Magkano papuntang San Juan?
Driver : Ikaw lang bang magisa?
Erap : Bakit, di ka ba sasama?

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While in a friend's wake.
Erap : Tayo na Jinggoy, mauna na tayo.
Jinggoy : Dad, maaga pa naman, kararating lang natin.
Erap : Hindi mo ba nabasa yung sign "REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED"!!

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Erap calling U.P. Diliman : Hello! Is this DILIMAN?
Operator : No, this is PADRE FAURA.
Erap : I'm sorry Father, wrong number!!

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While taking a shower at home and calling for Loi.
Erap : Bakit walang shampoo dito?
Loi : Anong wala, kabibili ko lang kanina ng shampoo, eh.
Erap : Eh, puro For Dry Hair lang ang meron, basa na ang buhok ko! !

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Why does Erap take off his clothes whenever he takes exams?
Coz the test questions says "ANSWER IN BRIEF"!!

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Erap to Malacanang hardinero : I thought I told you to water the plants?
Hardinero : Yes, you did sir, but it is raining hard right now, sir.
Erap (MAD) : that's no excuse, I know we supplied you with raincoats!!

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Love means to commit oneself without guarantee,
to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person.
Love is an act of faith,
and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

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Subject: Re: ERAP JOKES Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:49 pm

WHAHH NAKATUWA OH :D

→→TyяįeL←←EMO
09061875034

Love means to commit oneself without guarantee,
to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person.
Love is an act of faith,
and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

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Subject: Re: ERAP JOKES Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:02 am

LOL!!haha

Subject: Re: ERAP JOKES Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:14 am

hahahaha :D

→→TyяįeL←←EMO
09061875034

Love means to commit oneself without guarantee,
to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person.
Love is an act of faith,
and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

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Subject: Re: ERAP JOKES Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:23 am

' lol .

Subject: Re: ERAP JOKES Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:13 pm

:D XD

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09061875034

Love means to commit oneself without guarantee,
to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person.
Love is an act of faith,
and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.

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